16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
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