East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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