No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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