hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
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