We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
I should be sponsored by Trojan
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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