I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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