I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
I will be naked everywhere
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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