You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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