Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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