Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
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