ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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