super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
At the funeral we'll say nice things, like "She was delightfully extreme, psychotically wonderful, and could probably drink all you fuckers under the table."
That's literally the perfect eulogy
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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