In the future we'll all be gay
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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