Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
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