He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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