I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
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