Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
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