I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
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