He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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