I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
So gin and wine won't be happening again
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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