Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
Randomize
