you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
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