Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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