i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
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