How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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