Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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