Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
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