Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
Randomize
