he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
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