I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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