i think my mom watched the whole time
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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