I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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