If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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