Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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