But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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