Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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