So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Randomize
