Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
Randomize
