i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
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