all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Randomize
