He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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