just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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