we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
It's okay, I found my phone in the toaster oven. Logical explanation: 5 martinis
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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