..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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