nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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