Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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