did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
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