May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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