and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
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