oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
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