I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
tell your sister to shave her snatch
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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