We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
Randomize
