I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
It's rum buckets o'clock
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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