As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
it's too hot outside to masturbate.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
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