Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
the room spins SO much faster in panama
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
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