you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
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